Dude, I don't know if I was high or if I was dreaming, but I saw what you did on CNN! If you really did do that, it was totally awesome!
I don't even know if or why I was watching CNN, but I saw your message.

Hey man, I tried calling you like, this many times *holds up all her fingers* and your computer wife keeps answering and telling me to fuck off, because your voicemail box isn't set up yet. Dub'yoo tee eff?

What happen to my comments I ask myself.